This is Denis

This is Denis.

He's a dude who used to be my friend until he decided that he wants to move back to Philly.

Now he's just a titty baby I know. This blog will be a list of things Denis need more than a one way ticket to Philly. Here's the initial list, compiled over the last year or so, this list will be expanded as needed:

• Safeword
  
• New brain
  
• Party guy shirt
  
• Hand job
  
• ¥
  
• Knitted relapse sweater
  
• New friends
  
• Kevins room
  
• African grey parrot
  
• seersucker suit
  
• top hat
  
• lotion
  
• Laxatives
  
• pizza dough
  
• hot dogs wrapped in bacon
  
• blue framed glasses
  
• Santa with muscles
  
• DVD of I created lancealot link
  
• goatee
  
• graham crackers
  
• rolled pennies
  
• steph 415.658.1016
  
• To live the list in the 2k9
  
• anna paquins boobs and gapped teeth
  
• dick gord
  
• dog with gas mask
  
• sparks train
  
• balance sewing machine on head
  
• get into fight
  
• drunk filter
  
• furry boots
  
• icecubes in the shape of dentures
  
• fedora
  
• accent
  
• keys to the city of either DES moines or kennsington high
  
• a therapist
  
• A personal trainer
  
• backbone
  
• own apartment
  
• be as big as a sea bass
  
• a conquest
  
• to drink only mint juleps while wearing a straw hat and a white suit.
  
• lambic float
  
• topsiders
  
• be friends with lotsa people so you can have sex with all their friends
  
• register fail.denis.com
  
• an alarm clock
  
• a cup w/ jock strap