Today me and junior tried to get our hero to buy these shoes for the summer. Denis, as usual, refused the awesome advice of his friends, and we now believe he's holding out for shoes with lace on them so:
This is Denis in happier times, before he lost the script. I was thinking about what Denis needs today and think the following are his best bets for the weekend:
an adventure, preferably one that involves a horse, a suit of armor, some spam, and a bottle of whiskey. oooh and a windmill.
This is Denis. He's a dude who used to be my friend until he decided that he wants to move back to Philly. Now he's just a titty baby I know. This blog will be a list of things Denis need more than a one way ticket to Philly. Here's the initial list, compiled over the last year or so, this list will be expanded as needed:
Safeword
New brain
Party guy shirt
Hand job
¥
Knitted relapse sweater
New friends
Kevins room
African grey parrot
seersucker suit
top hat
lotion
Laxatives
pizza dough
hot dogs wrapped in bacon
blue framed glasses
Santa with muscles
DVD of I created lancealot link
goatee
graham crackers
rolled pennies
steph 415.658.1016
To live the list in the 2k9
anna paquins boobs and gapped teeth
dick gord
dog with gas mask
sparks train
balance sewing machine on head
get into fight
drunk filter
furry boots
icecubes in the shape of dentures
fedora
accent
keys to the city of either DES moines or kennsington high
a therapist
A personal trainer
backbone
own apartment
be as big as a sea bass
a conquest
to drink only mint juleps while wearing a straw hat and a white suit.
lambic float
topsiders
be friends with lotsa people so you can have sex with all their friends