Today me and junior tried to get our hero to buy these shoes for the summer. Denis, as usual, refused the awesome advice of his friends, and we now believe he's holding out for shoes with lace on them so:
• shoes with lace on the side.
Friday, June 26, 2009
new shoes
Today me and junior tried to get our hero to buy these shoes for the summer. Denis, as usual, refused the awesome advice of his friends, and we now believe he's holding out for shoes with lace on them so:
• shoes with lace on the side.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Look at Denis, he loves breakfast in the East Bay
This is Denis in happier times, before he lost the script.
I was thinking about what Denis needs today and think the following are his best bets for the weekend:
- an adventure, preferably one that involves a horse, a suit of armor, some spam, and a bottle of whiskey. oooh and a windmill.
- a ten disk neil young box set of rarities
- platinum fronts
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
This is Denis
This is Denis.
He's a dude who used to be my friend until he decided that he wants to move back to Philly.
Now he's just a titty baby I know. This blog will be a list of things Denis need more than a one way ticket to Philly. Here's the initial list, compiled over the last year or so, this list will be expanded as needed:
He's a dude who used to be my friend until he decided that he wants to move back to Philly.
Now he's just a titty baby I know. This blog will be a list of things Denis need more than a one way ticket to Philly. Here's the initial list, compiled over the last year or so, this list will be expanded as needed:
- Safeword
- New brain
- Party guy shirt
- Hand job
- ¥
- Knitted relapse sweater
- New friends
- Kevins room
- African grey parrot
- seersucker suit
- top hat
- lotion
- Laxatives
- pizza dough
- hot dogs wrapped in bacon
- blue framed glasses
- Santa with muscles
- DVD of I created lancealot link
- goatee
- graham crackers
- rolled pennies
- steph 415.658.1016
- To live the list in the 2k9
- anna paquins boobs and gapped teeth
- dick gord
- dog with gas mask
- sparks train
- balance sewing machine on head
- get into fight
- drunk filter
- furry boots
- icecubes in the shape of dentures
- fedora
- accent
- keys to the city of either DES moines or kennsington high
- a therapist
- A personal trainer
- backbone
- own apartment
- be as big as a sea bass
- a conquest
- to drink only mint juleps while wearing a straw hat and a white suit.
- lambic float
- topsiders
- be friends with lotsa people so you can have sex with all their friends
- register fail.denis.com
- an alarm clock
- a cup w/ jock strap
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